the earth exists two days at a time


jay2much:

hanesftlstarter:

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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The gif makes it better

Omg



weedporndaily:

it’s just a plant


Via Euphoria

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Via Fire cannot kill a dragon

watch me fiddle around with a blanket and talk about a lot of things while saying absolutely nothing because i am sleepy


Tags: [me] [vlog]

vulcan-ology:

i thought about rewatching the voyage home again but i rewatched it less than a week ago soo o o

watch it again. watch it every day. watch it when you wake up. watch it before you go to sleep. tape tiny televisions to your eyeballs and go through your life never not watching space whales

Via demisexual jim kirk

(Source: stonerthings)




jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

Via Euphoria

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

(Source: ryanhatesthis)


meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

Via Euphoria

towritelesbiansonherarms:

shield-agent-merrick:

carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:

superblys:

beeftony:

So I liked this version of Flash Thompson a lot better than the one in the 2002 Spider-Man because he had humanizing moments like this one instead of being a two-dimensional jock stereotype.

#wow this is back

at the end flash is almost holding his hands, not in a slash way, but in a i get it man, i understand kind oh way and it always makes my insides kinda shimmy

Also, IIRC, every incarnation of Flash in the comics was physically abused by his father. This is a big part of why Flash was a bully.

His going “Feels better?” is because Flash of all people knows that lashing out at someone else can make your own pain seem less bad for a while. 

i applaud all of the above comments

Thank you for being wonderful people

(Source: kelmeckis)


Via Euphoria


wwest-endgirls:

pheeta:

we all know that one girl {x}

I am this girl


Via The Thoughts of a Progressive Madman

the difference between you and me is that have enough respect for people to take their time and schedules into consideration and you don’t.

so when i have to leave from town to make it somewhere on time, i consider the fact that there is construction on the 15, that people are going to work at this hour, that there is bound to be highway incidents rubbernecking the whole damn thing, that the construction vehicles are just arriving and pulling off into the zone and slowing up traffic

so i give myself plenty of time to adjust for that, and then leave an extra 15 minutes early

you, on the other hand, don’t. you leave because you intend to arrive precisely on time in perfect conditions, because you don’t actually care that you are fucking other people over by being late. you know there’s construction; you’ve been caught in that traffic many times.

it’s not an excuse anymore. it’s a pattern.

and if you zoom out all the way, you see the whole picture is a steaming piece of shit.

Tags: [see i have such problems with white cishet boys] [because i live with one] [and they are ignorant and selfish as fuck] [his time is more important than my time] [so he can't be bothered to leave a little earlier] [to not fuck up my whole day] [by making me miss ride-out time]

thatdangerous:

godblessameric:

dangerhamster:

squarlo:

THAT’S HOW THEY DID IT

WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT CHRIS EVANS’ FUCKING BODY THAT THEY HAD TO PHOTOSHOP HIM SMALLERAND THE SUPER SOLDIER BODY WAS THE REAL ONE

that last one is really good acting because chris can do 1000 push ups in his sleep

Move over, Chuck Norris.

(Source: lawyerupasshole)


Via Fire cannot kill a dragon


darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant)


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